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Postby reese » Sat May 26, 2012 12:22 pm

I am a Licensed Massage Therapist living in Decatur. I am trained in Swedish, Deep Tissue, and Neuromuscular Therapy. Currently, I offer in-home massage, a professional massage in the comfort of your own home. I'll bring my table, lotion, and expertise to you!

Available Appointment Opportunities:

Monday - Friday 12pm  2pm  4pm  6pm  8pm  

Saturday Times and rates are negotiable.

Sunday I am unavailable.

$100 1person/session

+additional $50 per person.

So, if I can massage two people at the same location, one right after the other, the total is $150. Just one person per location = $100. This means it's cheaper for two (or more) people! 

Expect each session to last at least 75 minutues. For those of you unfamiliar with current massage rates, this is an incredible offer!

Additional fees will be charged if appointments are made outside of my normal operating hours or if I have to travel more than 15 miles to the appointment.

If you are interested in making an appointment, e-mail me at reesehaley (at) gmail (dot) com.

I'm excited and looking forward to helping the AFDC stay healthy and active all summer long!

Stay tuned in for discounts or special offers. E-mail me and ask me about any upcoming offers or events!
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Re: You Need a Massage!

Postby brainwater » Sat May 26, 2012 10:23 pm

do you take comedy?
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Re: You Need a Massage!

Postby rbobowski » Sat May 26, 2012 10:25 pm

or PBR?
BOBO KNOWS
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Re: You Need a Massage!

Postby reese » Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:34 am

Though I cannot professionally accept PBR, I'd like to hear more about the comedy you offer, brainwater. How many hours of Comedy will you give me in return for 1 hour of massage?
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Re: You Need a Massage!

Postby brainwater » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:59 am

reese wrote:Though I cannot professionally accept PBR, I'd like to hear more about the comedy you offer, brainwater. How many hours of Comedy will you give me in return for 1 hour of massage?



Good comedy or bad comedy? Cause i got both. and lots of it. What kind of message do you give?
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Re: You Need a Massage!

Postby Schmidtc » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:32 pm

brainwater wrote:
reese wrote:Though I cannot professionally accept PBR, I'd like to hear more about the comedy you offer, brainwater. How many hours of Comedy will you give me in return for 1 hour of massage?



Good comedy or bad comedy? Cause i got both. and lots of it. What kind of message do you give?



Mixed messages....
You know, for kids!
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Re: You Need a Massage!

Postby paul » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:17 pm

Schmidtc wrote:Mixed messages....

That should be a team name.
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