Late to the party..
Basing this off of minimal knowledge of who is going to be missing who. No Yeah Buddy leaves everything super wide open for this weekend.
Pool A - Really just a question of whether or not Hershel wants to win or not. I feel bad for Prime Time and Scoregasms, don’t see them doing much damage at all to ML or Hersh. I think Mother Lovers takes it because they have too many people who just want it more than Hersh.
ML 3 - 0, Hersh 2 - 1, Scoregasms 1 - 2, Prime Time 0 - 3
Pool B - I was told yesterday by someone on beached whale they will not have shanye, chelsea, sam or Jac this weekend. Fingers crossed this is true, cause that’ll make LHT vs. Beached whale a very interesting match up. Grimm has some good athletes but just not the experience to hang with teams. What is Good Times going to do in the heat? I know normally they’d be drinking the whole time, but I like those guys and don’t want to see them die. So maybe they’ll actually try to win a game or 2?! Thumbers pull it out, woohoo!
LHT 3 - 0, Beached 2 - 1 , Good Times 1 - 2, Grimm 0 - 3
Pool C - Apparently Stranger is hurting pretty bad(literally) which should make this a relatively easy pool for Shark Attack. I was going to take Stranger over Hucks, but minus driver, a hurt dawson, I just don’t know if they can keep up with the more Athletic Hucks team. That being said, if Abe and Wood decide to take over I’m not sure anyone on Hucks can guard that duo. Can they do it for the whole game? Not in this heat.
Shark Attack 3 - 0, Hucks 2 - 1, Stranger 1 - 2, Dudes 0 - 3
Pool D - 420 isn’t a great team this year, but there are enough legit players to give teams trouble if they are looking past them. Fun Size will give everyone problems, but will turn it over a bit too much which the top 2 teams will capitalize on. Samboni vs. OoDaLalley is a cool matchup. Victoria and LPS will have their hands full with a bunch of ridiculously fast solid ladies on Samboni. Think too much height and too many people having played together put Samboni past Oodallaley. Fun Size is too fast for 420 and pulls out the 3 seed. 420 has to settle for just having fun as opposed to having fun and drinking
Samboni 3 - 0, Oodles 2 - 1, Fun Size 1 - 2, 420 0 - 3
Pool E - The bottom 2 teams will make the top 2 work insanely hard, but will probably commit enough mistakes to maintain seed. Birthday Party has a ton of talented people, but Cat Smashers has been playing together longer which helps them pull it out in the end. 17 again is too fast for Green Eggs.
Smash 3 - 0, BDay 2 - 1, 17 1 - 2, Hammers 0 - 3
Pool F - Are Party Rock and EAOC showing up? If they are I don’t see the other 2 teams staying with them. Serious Trouble is probably more focused on having a good time than winning anything. Pretty Bird has some studs, just depends on how much the rest of the pool cares. EAOC won’t be able to drink as much, so they’ll have to settle for winning the pool. Party Rock pulls it out against Pretty Bird, but doesn’t have enough to keep up with EAOC’s depth, despite Alan and Osher running amok.
EAOC 3 - 0, Party Rock 2 - 1, Pretty Bird 1 - 2, Trouble 0 - 3
Pool G - Booty time blows out Lucky after Carpenter talks crap about them all during Spin Camp. That’s really the only thing I care about happening in this pool. If Lucky shows up they probably beat the rest of the pool and booty time still beats bronto.
Booty 4 - 0, Lucky 3 - 1, Bronto 2 - 2, Neverland 1 - 3, ROQ 0 - 4
Whale crushes scoregasms
Hersh beats up Good Times who are ready to start drinking
Fun Size upsets Hucks in a very fun match up of some Tech B vs. Tech A
Lalley throttles a tired and hurting Stranger
Birthday Party takes care of Pretty Bird
Party Rock survives 17 again despite the younger legs
Booty Time Crushes Mystery team
Hersh is still willing to play and beats up Fun Size
Samboni cruises against BDay
Shark Attack eats up short handed Whales
East Atlanta takes advantage of a bunch of bronto turns
Mother lovers gets by Party Rock
Smashers handle lucky’s zone
Thumbers get revenge for an earlier short handed loss to Lalley
Booty keeps rolling vs. Hersh
Samboni takes out Sharks
Mother Lovers take down EAOC no semis
Smashers get revenge for one of their few losses against thumbers
Samboni takes it vs. Booty
Mother Lovers ends Smashers Day
Samboni figures out Mothers zone and survives the heat.