CRM Highlights

[Sims]

Here are a few highlights from last night's CRM :

-Anyone who has ever turned the disc over is "not good", especially if that turnover happens at nationals

-Andrew Bogle was unanimously voted as the leagues best player and was given the unprecedented rank of 10.69

-The new spin jersey material is really nice. For $20 it seems like a great deal.

-We learned that going to Kennesaw State destines you for a life of obesity and knee replacements. Also that 20 "meters" is max sprint distance for the team. I'm not sure what a "meter" is but it sounds dangerous.

-It is highly possible that Jay Hammond gives birth this summer. Potential names: Bud, Miller, and O'doul (frontrunner)

-We need more women so guys break out your business socks and make that happen.


That's about it. There was lots of cheating but only three fist fights. I believe that everyone felt as though it was a success.

Jay

[paul]

I'm not sure what a "meter" is but it sounds dangerous.

I can't fathom why someone would use anything other than feet for these leagues. It makes me want to throw my hands up. Anyone who inches onto my yard advocating the usage of meters won't be there furlong.

[wilsonmarcus]

Where is the damn thumbs up for Paul's post? I like the s*** out of that.

[McCargo]

I'm not sure what a "meter" is but it sounds dangerous.

Anyone who inches onto my yard advocating the usage of meters won't be there for long.

Fixed. You're Welcome!

[MartinVanBuren]

meeting was tame this year, thank goodness and google docs. with the advent of teh interwebz, it is much harder to sneak in that out of town ringer/college kid. we have come a long way since the drunken yellfests of the unAC-ed 105 degree dogwood brew room.





"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

[jlee]

Yes, but they were WAY more fun!

Plus, we no longer have a team we love to hate. Gone are the days of the Corndog, Ricky/AJ cheat fest of getting people thru the CRM w/o a blink. And I STILL can't remember Mo's first name. DAMNIT!

[nicemlt]

And I STILL can't remember Mo's first name. DAMNIT!

It's Mo.


you're welcome!

[MartinVanBuren]

Yes, but they were WAY more fun!

Plus, we no longer have a team we love to hate. Gone are the days of the Corndog, Ricky/AJ cheat fest of getting people thru the CRM w/o a blink. And I STILL can't remember Mo's first name. DAMNIT!

420?

[jlee]

Why would you hate 420?? We aren't the team to beat.

Well Hogan is an asshole, but he's not here this summer.

[Adubatl]

Damnit.

[johnPowerman]

Damnit.

If you wanted to stay a 2 you needed to gain 30 pounds in 3 weeks and take your shirt off to show off the gut. And even then you get up ranked.

[McCargo]

Damnit.

If you wanted to stay a 2 you needed to gain 30 pounds in 3 weeks and take your shirt off to show off the gut. And even then you get up ranked.

We call this McCargoing

[MartinVanBuren]

Damnit.

If you wanted to stay a 2 you needed to gain 30 pounds in 3 weeks and take your shirt off to show off the gut. And even then you get up ranked.

We call this McCargoing

he said 30, not 50.